Dear Ms. Obnoxious,
Yeah that's right, I'm talking to you. Maybe you don't know who you are or how much you annoy me, because while you're so annoying you're also ignorant. You should be glad that I don't use the skills I've picked up from the video game medium to somehow make you explode or assassinate you or something like that. The only good thing I've gotten from you is a much better ability to ignore someone and I've also become way more patient. And even with this increased patience I still have trouble not screaming at you daily.
You who talks so loud that in a library you can be heard from the other side of the entire building. You yell into the intercom and give me a heart attack every time you come on to say the library is closing even if I know you're about to do the announcement. It annoys me when you take much longer breaks than anyone else does and nobody says anything to you about it. Actually, nobody says anything about everything you do wrong (which is a lot) not even our boss. Which also is extremely obnoxious. Do they think you're delicate or something just because you're the youngest one at work? Staying in break for 10 extra minutes every day and getting paid the same as people who actually work when we're supposed to be just doesn't seem fair. Oh, and stop making the rest of us do unnecessary extra work because we don't appreciate it.
Don't get me wrong: I'm in no way saying that you're a mean person, it's just that you are so dense that you don't seem to realize what you're doing. Either that or you're trying to sabatoge us, in which case please stop. At first I thought I was just being bitchy and not liking you for no reason which I admit I do sometimes, but the moment I found out I wasn't the only one who was annoyed with you I felt much better. Leaving two people to clean the entire library in 20 minutes while you calmly put books away that used to be in the right place in the back room so other people have to put them back where you took them from is not fun. And then we both have to stay at work late to finish the minimal work you managed to accomplish while you leave on time. I know it may not be your fault for talking loud or even being socially awkward, but the appearance you give to everyone is that you're purposely trying to piss us off. If you are and I find out I will be very displeased to say the least.
Oh and back to break time; do you not know how to turn off the noises from your phone? Sure I realize now that you are practically begging for someone to initiate a conversation with you, but this desperation makes people not want to talk to you. Turn off those noises before I grab your phone from you and slam it into the wall because I don't want to have to pay for a replacement phone for you. Playing your DS with a game where you have to repeatedly blow into the microphone is just awkward. Next time try playing a normal game where you hit buttons for the sake of my sanity. Maybe your technology in general should just get taken away from you during break time because you also do that thing where you put your music way too loud so other people hear it. I'm not sure why, but that always pisses me off no matter who does it. The point of using earphones is so other people don't have to hear what you listen to so putting it that loud totally defeats the purpose. Oh and it also defeats your eardrums. During those times I pray that the vending machines will decide that they need to be colder for a little while and get louder so I don't have to hear your whatever the hell it is you even listen to.
How I wish I could say all of this to you. I know I shouldn't let you bother me so much, but you just do. Rant over. Kthxbai.
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