I kinda feel like making cheesy commercial lines for these...
Olive Oil Gelato: Ever wanted to drink an entire bottle of olive oil? Well now you can eat olive oil in the convenient form of gelato!
Bacon Topped Ice Cream: Would you like some pig with your ice cream?
Mushroom Ice Cream: Plant it in the ground and you can grow your very own fungus ice cream!
Chicken Fried Steak Ice Cream: Since ice cream is a dairy product, you might as well throw in some meat.
Dracula Cool Garlic Mint Ice Cream: Now you can defend yourself against vampires with a cold and delicious treat! Now with extra mint to cover up the horrible smell!
Charcoal Ice Cream: It's not ironic at all that something that provides heat is an ice cream flavor.
Spinach Ice Cream: If you don't like spinach, go ruin ice cream with it!
Shrimp Ice Cream: This kind of ice cream rhymes with 'heaven'
Ox Tongue Ice Cream: Have fun licking a tongue
Sweet Corn Ice Cream: It's sweet, cold, and corny!
Lobster Ice Cream: Make some ice cream and throw in some lobster. Makes eating fun; eat around the thrashing claws!
Eww charcoal? Spinach? And I think I would throw up if I ate shrimp ice cream. I love your lines XD
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